The "CHEAT" Lesson

The Cheat Lesson

So here I am,

Listening to what my fellow ETAs have to say,

About their experience with students cheating,

They said, It is nothing but a soul beating,

Or that...its quite amusing,

To see the students not direction following,

When in fact the teacher bluntly preached about the meaning of cheating,

That is..."cheating" equals= ZERO (0)...a big fat zero,

Now hear me out

Example #1=Looking at the next person's paper,

STOP! Can't you see I'm standing right in front of you...I have TWO eyes TOO!

YEAH! UH!

Example #2=Opening up your book to look at notes,

COME ON, do you think you're really slick,

NO! UH!

Example #3=Whispering to your classmate about a question you don't understand,

HEY! HELLO, I'm your teacher. I made the test...ask me to explain so you can understand,

With all of this said and DONE,

This is what happened which is not cool,

I gave 33 ZEROS out of 35 in one class,

Oh yeah, I'm a bad man,

My students even called me a black heart man,

Lao Version, Ajaan John ben kun jai-dam,

Man-le-L, yes I am!

What can I say,

This is the cheating lesson you all must face.